Here are some jokes I just made up.
When she shook her boobs at my face, my head fell off and rolled down the red carpet and into a tray.
What America needs are some really cool Obama sweat pants.
What's fat, farts loudly and is constantly yelling weird slogans? Give up?
If the church had need of a dollar for the establishment of a stronger dollar than we would have to invest our beliefs into more productive labor. Not laughing?
Over and out.