She was in time for tea!

The peacock was there strutting around

To Alice this was simply absurdist

But it made circles around her

And said

Tell me the ways of the world

All Alice could think of was boats

And sailors having a smoke as the dreamed

And rabbits appeared like scarecrow

What is it that she knows

The peacock began

It was on a path we met

That we had tea

Alice fell backwards with laughter

You would think I have eggs for breakfast

This is true,

But there must be bacon and toast

That is how it goes silly!