What is it about Goat, why?

Hey you go talk to Goat about that

Goat has nothing to say about your judgments about him

If you are not a cruel jerk

Goat loves you

Goat is almost constantly happy

He can't help it if he smiles constantly

He is rather sweet and likes to eat

And urinate

And flatuate

He's a goat so pet him

And give him some food

At a nearby petting zoo.