Anything but easy
Though Everest is asking
A bit much
But I had sex with that mountain
And now I am chilling at home
I don't have much
To prove
Just a regular dude.
And she has a green dress
Not money green
But as if she was made
Of grass
Her face small
With enormous sunglasses
With special powers
In effect
For specialness
As she presented glamor
Shampoo
For a new
And improved you
As a shock
Spider webs
Tied me to the ground
And she said
Would you like a message
In my perfumed bubble bath
I got very excited then
Looked at her
And yelled
This is great!!!?
Though Everest is asking
A bit much
But I had sex with that mountain
And now I am chilling at home
I don't have much
To prove
Just a regular dude.
And she has a green dress
Not money green
But as if she was made
Of grass
Her face small
With enormous sunglasses
With special powers
In effect
For specialness
As she presented glamor
Shampoo
For a new
And improved you
As a shock
Spider webs
Tied me to the ground
And she said
Would you like a message
In my perfumed bubble bath
I got very excited then
Looked at her
And yelled
This is great!!!?