My life is beautiful. I need not stress it. I feel like stressing it in America is like a learned response so that even relaxing can be stressful. We also like being stressed. It gives us that feeling that we are making progress, because after all progress requires a stressed out state of mind. So when you're stressed people will assume that you're on your way to high places. They will sense your innate stresso-power. People in America can be very impressed with people who are stressed. Only in America.