Who is a zombie?
Nobody can answer this question, but they do indeed exist.
Why do zombies love brains with such great passion?
It just is.
How does a zombie become a zombie?
Rotting flesh is perhaps a cause, but who knows.
Can zombies participate in higher education?
Most majors are easy for zombies, but they don't ask any questions in class.
Does a zombie want anything besides brains?
No, brains is all a zombie wants at all times including while in sleep mode.
Can zombies drive cars?
Absolutely, but have a tendency of causing road kills and not stopping for injured people who get their toes crushed.
Can zombies have sex appeal?
Perhaps it is your brain they are after and they have no sexual interest at all. No doubt.