Why people don't often like the wind..

Not because it blows or it sucks

This will knock your socks off:

The reason is ions.

Yep you got it,

F ing ions.

Atomic particles that can feel worse than freezing temperatures

Often gets worse when a storm has happened.

Get this:

Positive ions are negative

And negative ions are positive!

The steam from a shower or waterfall is negative and therefore delightful.

So in the case of ions you want to have a negative experience!