In the land of eaters

Are the most hungry of people

Surrounded by platters and spoons

Each bite removes more food

From the huge assortment and piles

Low calorie and high in farting

Eating makes for a good time good

Add some wine and some toys

It's a feels good in the land

Of eaters for good times

Just make sure to eat right

And carry a knife

As you chew, chew, chew

To the chiming of foood!