A long LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO....

A monkey asked another monkey

Say do you want us monkeys to become human

Don't be silly

We got all these BANANAS for ourselves


The other monkey thought about it for a second

Your logic is perfect

We have nothing to lose but our bannanas


Yes said the other monkey

The truth hurts

But bananas are yummy and delicious

Okay so monkey it is!


Then an alien evolutionist came from planet stupid

And turned the monkeys into humans

And till this day bananas are the #1 fruit on earth

Plenty for the monkeys in space

They took from the human race

Since aliens are also crazy about bananas!