The art of floundering is not in a book

Not in a barn

Not on a mowed nod lawn

A yawning horse 

A boring hat

Not with a Cheshire Cat

Not in steaming Apple rain

Not on a Christmad train

Not in a canoe

Or on a roof

Not on a moose

Or a giant clowns shoes

Not on planet Venus

Or a penis nebulae 

Not in a hot rod formula one

Not by proxy

Not by love!