NO CHICKEN FOR ME!

I am not the fun guy hiding in the shadows.

I am the fun guy you fan over sometimes. 

I am the omnivore who is too sensitive to eat birds.

I am the guy who performs on a stage with a cat.

Being worth with out a fancy slab of gold.

Since the cat worships me and that is impossible, but bizaar..

The internet is the new living room, so you can live in a studio.

If you are one of the new jerks online you are welcome here.

Thank you.