Top three issues in Bay Area: for me:

Inadequate shopping for men's clothing.  As in the choice between the super fancy and underwear shirts.

I don't wear Giants clothing and feel like a social reject also due to heavy public petting between couples wearing giants clothing who are often midgets.

The third one is hearing young people at cafes pretending to have British accents.  I just think its weird.  I mean just keep your voice down as I'm hardly impressed.

Over and out!