She had an enormous candlestick shaped like a dick..

She had burned many candles with it

There was a princess who lives in a hat

Also eating deep fried bats

There was an old Man in a boat

Who claimed that he owned Goat

The tall thin man slipped into a shadow

We heard the licking of lips!

All was quite

Suddenly there she was!

Miss Beatrice Big Butt herself!!!